
Tonight, Chris "rebeL" Miller received the first ever "Breck Sucks" award for playing so badly in the TFR match. This unprecedented event has warranted an interview with the great man himself. In this tfrclan.com exclusive, Colin "Whitey" Marcum finds out how this award has affected him on a deep and spiritual level.
Whitey: State your name, your age, and where you're from.
rebeL: My name is Chris Miller, I'm 18 years old, and I am from Hartland, Wisconsin attending college at UW-Madison.
Whitey: TFR's manager/co-leader whitey has issued you the "Breck Sucks" award. How do you feel about being the first person to win this?
rebeL: Well, how do you think I feel? Breck is a piece of shit, so I feel like shit winning this award. I feel like taking this award and taking a fuckin' dump on it. Breck is the definition of suck, so I guess I am the definition of suck this week. THANKS A LOT BRECK YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Whitey: You must suck pretty bad to win an award dedicated to someone as shitty as Breckish.
rebeL: Yeah, I guess I do, but at least the award is blue, which is my favorite color.
Whitey: Okay, anyone you'd like to thank or any shout-outs you'd like to give before we head out?
rebeL: Yeah, I'd like to thank my mom for giving birth to such a shitty CS player. I'd like to thank Breck for establishing this award. Thanks Breck for being such a fuckin' loser and sucking so bad. And last of all, I would like to thank PDO. Without PDO, I wouldn't be here. If I saw him, I would kick his fuckin' Canadian ass. Go fuck yourself Brian. Last but not least, I would like to thank you Colin, for giving this interview and awarding me this.